Watching Porno (feat. SaraJeanne)

by Jaded Lover

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1.	Watching Porno (feat. SaraJeanne) [Explicit Version] 03:30	lyrics	buy track
Girl, you know how grimy cheap porno goes You close the blinds so nobody knows When you’re at home just staring at the clock Nobody knows but all you think about are cocks Boy, you know the stress of your everyday struggles No need for foreplay or after sex snuggles Just lay back, let your hands do the work Cause all you need is that after work jerk Hey hey whatya say We like porno so we watch it all day Hey hey whatya say We like porno Hey hey whatya say We like porno, we like porno Hey hey whatya say We like porno so we watch it all day Hey hey whatya say We like porno, Hey hey whatya say We like porno, we like porno Orgies and trannies and milfs - oh my! Latinas and Asians, I think I’m turning bi! We like to see who’s on the bottom or the top While I wonder if they’re ever gonna stop No matter what your sexual orientation It’s just an easy road to masturbation There is a theory porno’s bad for you Don't you deny it, you know you watch it too! Hey hey whatya say We like porno so we watch it all day Hey hey whatya say We like porno Hey hey whatya say We like porno, we like porno Hey hey whattya say We like porno so we watch it all day Hey hey whatya say We like porno, Hey hey whattya say We like porno, we like porno
2.	Watching Porno (feat. SaraJeanne) [Socksy Version] 03:30	lyrics	buy track
Girl, you know how grimy cheap porno goes You close the blinds so nobody knows When you’re at home just staring at the clock Nobody knows but all you think about are socks Boy, you know the stress of your everyday struggles No need for foreplay or after sex snuggles Just lay back, let your hands do the work Cause all you need is that after work jerk Hey hey whatya say We like porno so we watch it all day Hey hey whatya say We like porno Hey hey whatya say We like porno, we like porno Hey hey whatya say We like porno so we watch it all day Hey hey whatya say We like porno, Hey hey whatya say We like porno, we like porno Orgies and trannies and milfs - oh my! Latinas and Asians, I think I’m turning bi! We like to see who’s on the bottom or the top While I wonder if they’re ever gonna stop No matter what your sexual orientation It’s just an easy road to masturbation There is a theory porno’s bad for you Don't you deny it, you know you watch it too! Hey hey whatya say We like porno so we watch it all day Hey hey whatya say We like porno Hey hey whatya say We like porno, we like porno Hey hey whattya say We like porno so we watch it all day Hey hey whatya say We like porno, Hey hey whattya say We like porno, we like porno
3.	Watching Porno (feat. SaraJeanne) [Instrumental Version] 03:30	info	buy track
4.	Watching Porno (feat. SaraJeanne) [Jaded Lover's EXTNDZ Remix Explicit Version] 07:26	lyrics	buy track
Hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey hey Girl, you know how grimy cheap porno goes You close the blinds so nobody knows When you’re at home just staring at the clock Nobody knows but all you think about are cocks Boy, you know the stress of your everyday struggles No need for foreplay or after sex snuggles Just lay back, let your hands do the work Cause all you need is that after work jerk Hey hey whatya say We like porno, we like porno Hey hey whattya say We like porno so we watch it all day Yeah yeah yeah yeah Hey hey whatya say We like porno, we like porno Hey hey whatya say We like porno so we watch it all day Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah Orgies and trannies and milfs - oh my! Latinas and Asians, I think I’m turning bi! We like to see who’s on the bottom or the top While I wonder if they’re ever gonna stop No matter what your sexual orientation It’s just an easy road to masturbation There is a theory porno’s bad for you Don't you deny it, you know you watch it too! Hey hey whatya say We like porno, we like porno Hey hey whattya say We like porno so we watch it all day Hey hey whatya say Yeah yeah yeah yeah Hey hey whatya say Yeah yeah yeah yeah Hey hey whatya say We like porno, we like porno Hey hey whattya say We like porno so we watch it all day Hey hey whatya say We like porno, we like porno Hey hey whattya say We like porno so we watch it all day Yeah yeah yeah yeah Hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey hey
5.	Watching Porno (feat. SaraJeanne) [Connie Y's Werk It! Jerk It! Mix Explicit Version] 07:46	lyrics	buy track
Just lay back Just lay back Just lay back Just lay back, let your hands do the work Just lay back Just lay back Just lay back Just lay back, let your hands do the work Just lay back Just lay back Just lay back Just lay back, let your hands do the work Just lay back Just lay back Just lay back Just lay back, let your hands do the work Let your hands do the work Let your hands do the work Let your hands do the work work work work work work work Let your hands do the work Work work do the work Work work do the work Do the work Just lay back Just lay back Just lay back Just lay back, let your hands do the work Just lay back Just lay back Just lay back Just lay back, let your hands do the work Girl, you know how grimy cheap porno goes You close the blinds so nobody knows When you’re at home just staring at the clock Nobody knows but all you think about are cocks Boy, you know the stress of your everyday struggles No need for foreplay or after sex snuggles Just lay back, let your hands do the work Cause all you need is that after work jerk Hey hey hey hey We like porno, we like porno Hey hey hey hey We like porno so we watch it all day Hey hey hey hey We like porno, we like porno Hey hey hey hey We like porno so we watch it all day Orgies and trannies and milfs - oh my! Latinas and Asians, I think I’m turning bi! We like to see who’s on the bottom or the top Just lay back Just lay back While I wonder if they’re ever gonna stop Just lay back Just lay back No matter what your sexual orientation It’s just an easy road to masturbation There is a theory porno’s bad for you Don't you deny it, you know you watch it too! Hey hey hey hey We like porno, we like porno Hey hey hey hey We like porno so we watch it all day Hey hey hey hey We like porno, we like porno Hey hey hey hey We like porno so we watch it all day Just lay back Just lay back Don't you deny it Just lay back and let your hands do the work Just lay back Don't you deny it Just lay back Just lay back Don't you deny it Just lay back and let your hands do the work Just lay back Don't you deny it work work work work work work Hey hey hey hey We like porno, we like porno Hey hey hey hey We like porno so we watch it all day Hey hey hey hey We like porno, we like porno Hey hey hey hey We like porno so we watch it all day Hey hey Let your hands do the work Hey hey Let your hands do the work

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Jaded Lover return with a pop-off across the sheets paean to pornography. A sly, slick sing-a-long, "Watching Porno (feat. SaraJeanne)" transmits a generous jerk of electro-static pop. The tight, laughing vocal from SaraJeanne lips the saucy sippy cup with glee. The backing track glistens with unabashed bravado, washing the dirty with a burst of bright neon sunshine. The whole sordid affair is a giggling laugh along dong song. Irresistible. Touch it.

Jaded Lover's end-of-summer single wiles away the boredom with a Double Remix Jack Pack! Jaded Lover's EXTNDZ Mix brings the track forward with a throbbing retro bass that positions the vocal in a 70's paneled rec room. A sweaty afternoon workout expands from the gleeful tight single into a reach for the ceiling bum thumper. Dirty fun is always the most fun.
"Connie Y's Werk It! Jerk It! Mix" brings a more back hallway "you got caught, and I'm telling" vibe. Staggered vocal samples and a climactic break rewind the tape with a dirtying the fresh sheets romp. Wet squelches shoot through a clear crisp slap, and the track becomes a squealing mess of fun that spills out in the living room.
Don't just stand there. Invite your friends!

credits

released September 19, 2017

Written by Jaded Lover and Connie Yin
Lyrics by Connie Yin and Abagale Fischer
Vocals by Sara Holms
Guitar by Sasha Markovic of Yagull
Produced, Engineered, & Mixed by Damon Dorsey & Connie Yin @ Rad Studio Brooklyn, and Jaded Lover @ True Mother Studios
Mastered @ Rad Studio Brooklyn
Cover art by Mike Reger @ The Designer Cult
©+℗ True Mother Records LLC

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Jaded Lover

Two gentlemen from a fertile land, where which is to make the music where the main goal makes the tremble of your earth. We came, after it comes, entirely it is tired, becoming tired entirely. We are the music manufacturer. We are the person whose dream you dream. As known that you like, now take our compilations and use, use those for the self joy.

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